That is an unfortunate political decision. My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! You'll have to find us first. It features Paul Heller as producer, Lord David Dundas, and Rick Wentworth in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography. Marwood: Sherry? Marwood: I need at least an hour for lunch. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Why didn't I get any soup? [Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor]. [removing his sunglasses] Withnail: I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. withnail. The thermostats. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. How can it be so cold in here? Withnail: Those are the kind of windows faces look in at.
Withnail and I : r/movies - reddit.com Withnail and I Quotes Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Marwood: 'He used to pick on me. I think you've been punished enough. I wondered if you could sell us some food. Add spice to it. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Marwood: Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] He's an expert. You have done something to your brain. I feel unusual. I expect they're dead down the drain. What have you found? My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Marwood: Sort of said it without thinking. It's like Greenland in here. Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. Uncle Monty: Go with it. Throw yourself into the road, darling! The beauty of the world. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid]. Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! Have you met Jake? The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! His sister give him the idea. What's in your hump? "I'm going to pull your head off." This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Danny: Marwood: Suits me. [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] Withnail: Why can't I get on television? We're not from London! "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." I say, you know what we should do? If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. I took drugs to win medals says top athlete Geoff Woade.". It's obsessed with its gut.
Withnail & I streaming: where to watch movie online? - JustWatch Had a weight under his fez. Quotes.net. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Withnail: Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Withnail: Offer him yourself. [shouting at his cat] *You'll all suffer*! Withnail: The carrot has mystery. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! Now, look, you. Uncle Monty: It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane.". Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Monty: We want them here and we want them now! Marwood: Get out of it for a while. I want something's flesh! Withnail: 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! . He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. Marwood: Withnail: Monty: How like a *god*!
Withnail and I Quotes by Bruce Robinson - Goodreads [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] He won't gore you. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Withnail: Withnail: 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . We're working on a film up here. Danny: I've been to drama school. If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. Well neither have I. How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! report. It's you he wants. *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! Withnail: Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. Marwood: Withnail: Ive told you why. Danny: Marwood: Why have you drugged their onions?! Will it? Hare. Stop saying that! I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway.
Amazon.com: Customer reviews: Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! You lead him astray. [after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm] Marwood: Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: Keep your bag up. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! [reading the note] Monty, Monty! Withnail: You got to throttle him. My thumbs have gone weird! This is a British cult classic. No fridges, no televisions, no phones! Withnail: You've had an audition. Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. You needn't explain, he's told me everything. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. [cockily] Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. This ain't fancy dress." Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Monty: I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. [approaching the pub] How dare you! Withnail: Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. Then why has my head gone numb? What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk? Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. He'd like a bit of pleading. quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Withnail: The thermostats! [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] ""Here. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. The poets represented in the book include the Old Wykehamists John Crommelin-Brown, Lord Alfred Douglas, Robert Ensor, A. P. Herbert, George Huddesford, Lionel Johnson, William Lipscomb, Robert Seton-Watson, Thomas Adolphus Trollope . Oh, you little traitors. You lose, you gain. [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. [Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff] I imagine they're talking to each other. Monty: It'll happen. Danny: Why doesn't he retire? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Danny: The murder and All-Bran and rape. Soak up the booze. Then you gotta change its drawers for it. [telephoning his agent] Withnail: How like an angel in apprehension. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Prostitutes for the bees. [Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. This ain't fancy dress." Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Vegetables again. What do you want in here? Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! Marwood: 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. Withnail: Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast? Withnail:
Withnail And I Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Marwood: Parkin's been. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Marwood: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Danny: No, man. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain, they stop and look at each other. Withnail: Withnail: Uncle Monty: Oh! [voiceover] Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! Withnail: How dare you tell him that?! [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] Marwood: Marwood: Jesus Christ! If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. You can never, never disguise it. : Withnail and I. I find the quote read by Monty from the note written by the poacher very usable: "Here, Hare, here." Surely Herr Hare Here. Oh, don't tell me you're not aware of it, I know what you're up to and so do you. Hair are your aerials. It's society's crime, not ours. He's a madman. *I'll show the lot of you*! Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Monty: Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. [a live chicken is standing on the table]. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Plot - Withnail and "I" - the narrator - are two aspiring actors and friends who are looking for a job in London without success. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. *Aaaaarggghhhh*! [to Marwood] I know you're not asleep, boy. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. Danny's here. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! [to Marwood] I was gonna cook onions. Of course he's the fucking farmer! You merely imagined it. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. Ah! Listen, we're bona fide. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it.
[Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. Withnail: 'Scuse me.
Quotes from Withnail and I: The Screenplay - BookQuoters If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Youre not in the same boat. Withnail: Withnail: The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. Listen to me, listen to me! Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Withnail: *Arrrgh*! She got a doll on Christmas what pisses itself. [points a fencing sword at Marwood face] [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please. The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? One of us has got to stay on guard. Monty: Jake: Withnail: [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Marwood: There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Withnail: I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! What are we going to do about it? Isaac Parkin: Danny: Withnail: If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. I called him a ponce. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. Warm up? All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. No, that is a dog. Monty: [as Marwood walks past him] Danny: Monty: It takes away your appetite just looking at it. It's society's crime, not ours. Marwood:
Quote by Bruce Robinson: "Here. Hare. Here. Here hare here!" I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Beside there's nothing invented I couldn't take. Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. I've told you why. Lets take a look at the following list and find out the best Withnail and I quotes. You'll all suffer! Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Danny: What have you done to them? Monty: A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. And now I'm calling you one. Marwood: [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. No, his dog doesn't come up here. Withnail: They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." I have just finished fighting a naked man! Withnail: Me? Marwood: [relieved] Monty! Monty: What are we supposed to do with that? Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Marwood: "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Withnail: Ponce! And we want them here, and we want them now! I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. This *is* the morning. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. What are you doing up here, then? Stand aside! Marwood: Why trust one drug and not the other? withnail. I'll swallow it and run a mile! You don't understand. They don't like me being on stage. There's the supper. How can we make it die? Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Eggs and things. Tea Shop Proprietor: We were wondering if we could possibly purchase a pheasant off of you. Marwood: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. [ruefully] I happen to be the proprietor. No need to get uptight, man. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". Go with it. Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! What a piece of work is a man! As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. It's ridiculous. Marwood: It's too hot so he drops it]. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" Well, that can't be sensible, can it? We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. I don't want to hear it. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties! I tried not to. [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. Marwood: You're full of Scotch, you silly tool! Withnail: Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Withnail: It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! Withnail and I Quotes. Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Flowers are essentially tarts. If you can't find anything, bring in the shed. Monty: Marwood: Please don't. It'll happen. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. Monty: Withnail: My wife is having a baby. [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Withnail: Withnail: A coward you are, Withnail! Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Web. Oh, how I tried not to. Here hare here? Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Danny: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Do you like to experience all facets of life? 100% Upvoted. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Withnail: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Hair are your aerials. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. One of us has got to stay on guard. Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? Your desires. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. What have you done to them? Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot?
Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Marwood: Well, I don't know. I don't advise a haircut, man. Brings back such memories of Oxford. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. An expert on bulls you are not! [spits onto the ground] How noble in reason! Marwood: Suits me. Danny: Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. It's wearing a yellow sock. Imagine the size of his balls. I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. A little before your time. Here hare here!' Balls! Monty: Sod your pheasants! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. I think an evening at The Crow. The cottage. There's nothing out there except a hurricane. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Danny: All right, this is the plan. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. - Washington Irving. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. *Bastards*! The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Marwood: Withnail: The old bugger's come a long way and I didn't want to put the wind up him. Shut that gate and keep it shut! Jesus Christ. Withnail: Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. Press J to jump to the feed. I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. 1 likes. Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Here, I dont want it. Danny: No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Making an enemy of our own future. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! One of my favourite movies. He's lent us his cottage. Sherry? Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters - and for this reason the film is often touted as being one of the most quotable films ever made.
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